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Some beef strog-whaaaaat? Stroganoff. Strog-whaaaaat? Stroganoff.
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DERMOT! Is this your chicken on my shelf?!
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to style your bum hair?
The Kingdom 2012!
Hi everybody,
O Week is next week, so starting Sunday we’ll have a house full of people again! Hurrah!
I’m really loving exclamation points at the moment. Stop, Steph. STOP.
Anyway, starting from Sunday, we’ll be officially back in action. Residents this year are-
Your old favourites: Steve, Derm, Dom, Scarlett, and me.
New additions: Caitlin, Chelsea, and Isaac.
And regular cameos from Shannon and Kim, because we miss them heaps, and we’ll cry if they don’t come back. Cameos from Zac are unlikely, but welcome.
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Well Barack Obama can go up my bottom hole.
| Shannon: | Still waiting for that foot massage, Steve! |
| Steve: | Really? |
| Shannon: | Yeah. |
| Steve: | Well I'm going to bed. |
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I’m really racist when it comes to washing clothes. It’s like a laundry apartheid.
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I just can’t help liking food. It’s bullshit.
Steph's lemon tree
| Shannon: | Doesn't pee, like, make it grow? |
| Steph: | Yeah. |
| Shannon: | Go pee on it! |
| Steph: | I'm not peeing on it! I'm a girl! |
| Shannon: | Save up your pee and put it on it! |
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Mum confiscated my goodie bag at Sexpo because it was inappropriate.
